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	<description>...venting the spleen  ...and other assorted ramblings</description>
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		<title>Ride a Bike &#8211; Go to Gaol!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Australian state parliament enacts world first draconian legislation aimed at outlaw bikies but with far reaching consequences. We thought terrorists were bad!]]></description>
		<link>http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/ride-a-bike-go-to-gaol/</link>
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		<title>Ililtarete Txet Meassgers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Waht is it abuot poeple who sned txet masseges and thier blodoy spleling?
I maen, isn’t the whloe piont of comumnication to comumnicate in a mutaully udnerstnadable langauge? I don’t spaek gibberish[1] and nor am I a code braeker who wroks for ASIO so why bohter! 
Poor spleling sklils is no excsue &#8211; that’s waht prdeictive txet [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://far-kew.com/random-rambles/ililtarete-txet-meassgers/</link>
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		<title>Spore Spawns Chastised Civilisation</title>
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In a move that may well have Microsoft founder Billy Gates rolling over in his philanthropists chair thinking, &#8220;Why the fuck didn&#8217;t I think of that&#8221;, EA Games, the makers of Spore, have sunk to a new all time low in consumer control with their latest draconian, Digital Restrictions Management (DRM).
Not only is the much touted &#8220;family [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://far-kew.com/corporate-wankers/spore-spawns-crazed-civilisation/</link>
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		<title>Binge Drinking</title>
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According to The Sydney Morning Herald&#8217;s story Shock alcohol warning from nation&#8217;s top health body from June 15&#8230;
&#8220;DRINKERS who quench their thirst with four or more middies of beer will be defined as binge drinkers under new national guidelines released next month.
The new top limit for safe drinking follows a review by the National Health and Medical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s Shit Taxes and There&#8217;s Shit Taxes</title>
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 Our local gumbyment has been in a relentless pursuit to extort money from me for failing to renew a so called &#8220;licence&#8221;. A &#8220;licence&#8221; I have never applied for, been tested, inspected or examined for!
This so called &#8220;licence&#8221; is for Approval to Operate an On-Site Waste Management Facility. In other words, a fuckin&#8217; septic tank! What a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://far-kew.com/arse_cancer/theres-shit-taxes-and-theres-shit-taxes/</link>
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		<title>Experience all of These Amazing Channels FREE*</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently I can be a winner too - or so Murdoch's cacophony of cocaine, coerced advertising executives seem to claim! "This offer ends in 10 days. Call today!"]]></description>
		<link>http://far-kew.com/corporate-wankers/experience-all-of-these-amazing-channels-free/</link>
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		<title>Blundering Bigfoot Blooper</title>
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How&#8217;s those couple of clowns who claim to have found Bigfoot!
Jesus. How dumb are they? Any idiot can clearly see it&#8217;s really a Wookiee!
I mean, how credible are these geese anyway? A copper and a screw. Sure people are going to believe them.
&#8230;and going by the size of the esky it musta been one hell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://far-kew.com/only-in-america/blundering-bigfoot-blooper/</link>
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		<title>Another Bloody Blog is Born.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I kind of stumbled on to this by a spur of the moment accident when organising some alternative hosting for another site and they threw a new free domain name at me.
Why a blog? Friends and family seem to be tiring of my relentlessly repeating rants so I thought I may as well share them [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://far-kew.com/announcements/another-bloody-blog-is-born/</link>
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