Comments on: Binge Drinking http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/binge-drinking/ ...venting the spleen ...and other assorted ramblings Sun, 27 Jun 2010 13:55:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: petalac http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/binge-drinking/comment-page-1/#comment-1119 petalac Sun, 27 Jun 2010 13:55:42 +0000 http://far-kew.com/?p=61#comment-1119 Beer Trouble shooting SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen cunt up. ACTION: Have your mates tie you to the bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen cunt up again. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Hurry up! get someone to buy you another fucking beer. Beer Trouble shooting

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen cunt up.
ACTION: Have your mates tie you to the bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen cunt up again.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Hurry up! get someone to buy you another fucking beer.

]]> By: Tech http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/binge-drinking/comment-page-1/#comment-454 Tech Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:18:46 +0000 http://far-kew.com/?p=61#comment-454 I think adults should have the right to decide how much they want to drink. I think adults should have the right to decide how much they want to drink.

]]> By: Michael Lee http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/binge-drinking/comment-page-1/#comment-13 Michael Lee Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:04:30 +0000 http://far-kew.com/?p=61#comment-13 Oh god, Joes Garage, I woke up in there once...I don't even remember going in there...watch out for the bouncers at Syrup, they throw a big right hook.... Oh god, Joes Garage, I woke up in there once…I don’t even remember going in there…watch out for the bouncers at Syrup, they throw a big right hook….

]]> By: Pete http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/binge-drinking/comment-page-1/#comment-12 Pete Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:19:29 +0000 http://far-kew.com/?p=61#comment-12 Control freaks, the lot of 'em, but it's all for own good mate! I actually know Tassie very well and it's not much different from the rest of the country... except you can still get driveway service, shoot guns, wear flannel shirts without being called a Bogan and play a six fingered banjo in peace! :) I'll be doing a few laps down there in a few weeks or so. If you spot an unusual, hairy, wild looking bloke wandering around shooting black & white film having a scoff at the so called arts precinct before heading to Joe's Garage for footpath drinks and smokes say g'day! Control freaks, the lot of ‘em, but it’s all for own good mate!

I actually know Tassie very well and it’s not much different from the rest of the country… except you can still get driveway service, shoot guns, wear flannel shirts without being called a Bogan and play a six fingered banjo in peace! :)

I’ll be doing a few laps down there in a few weeks or so. If you spot an unusual, hairy, wild looking bloke wandering around shooting black & white film having a scoff at the so called arts precinct before heading to Joe’s Garage for footpath drinks and smokes say g’day!

]]> By: Michael Lee http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/binge-drinking/comment-page-1/#comment-9 Michael Lee Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:44:25 +0000 http://far-kew.com/?p=61#comment-9 I fully expect Kevin Rudd to immediately start "Novelwatch", an attempt to clean up novels and take out all the drinking, smoking, drugs and sex in case a kid picks them up! They won't stop! It's a Nanny state etc... You should see it in Hobart, can't drink, can't smoke...have a good time! I love being 30, it's so wonderful to be able to be an old crank... I fully expect Kevin Rudd to immediately start “Novelwatch”, an attempt to clean up novels and take out all the drinking, smoking, drugs and sex in case a kid picks them up!

They won’t stop! It’s a Nanny state etc…

You should see it in Hobart, can’t drink, can’t smoke…have a good time! I love being 30, it’s so wonderful to be able to be an old crank…

]]> By: Pete http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/binge-drinking/comment-page-1/#comment-8 Pete Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:25:46 +0000 http://far-kew.com/?p=61#comment-8 The swine! We can only hope there's some up and coming good souls driving around in a convertible with a well stocked trunk and they remember, "You can't stop here, this is Rudd country" mate! The swine!

We can only hope there’s some up and coming good souls driving around in a convertible with a well stocked trunk and they remember, “You can’t stop here, this is Rudd country” mate!

]]> By: Michael Lee http://far-kew.com/official-orifices/binge-drinking/comment-page-1/#comment-7 Michael Lee Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:24:31 +0000 http://far-kew.com/?p=61#comment-7 These people won't stop until the strongest drink you can get is an Egg Flip Big M, and a candy cigarette chaser... Who will write our drug filled novels now! Who! These people won’t stop until the strongest drink you can get is an Egg Flip Big M, and a candy cigarette chaser…

Who will write our drug filled novels now! Who!

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